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The line shuffles forward, it's almost your turn.  You've been in line for thirty minutes, but you know in your heart it will be worth the wait.  You turn your head, catching sight of the patron of your imminent amusement.  Your eyes meet the ribs, and move their way up the pure white bones to his two dark sockets.  Suddenly they blaze bright crimson and you feel a chill run up your spine.  The next thing you know, you're in the cart.  You are curious when you see the straight, flat track.  The cart jolts, and begins moving, but remains at a steady snail pace. After five minutes with no change, you realize with a start what you have gotten yo

Twas the night before Susmas and all the haus, not a creature was stirring not even a babby. All the nobos were hung by the ancient with care, in the hopes that St. Pudge soon would be there. Then what to my wandering eye should appear, a miniature courier and eight tiny Meat Hooks. A little old Butcher so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be St. Pudge. And more rapid than eagles, his Meat Hooks all came, and he shouted "On Dasher!" And each meat hook's name. And then up to the Radiant the Meat Hooks soon flew, with a courier full of sand and the Dire all too. Down the Mid Lane he came, with a leap and a bound, he was dressed all i

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